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| | | You Can Actually Get 3D Wolf Underwear Because That's Just Where We Are At Now | | by A B Aug 13, 2021 | | In today’s episode of “Yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your bulge into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving a 3D look to it. 
Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your SO in relations as you sniff her rear end with your snout. Ya it’s getting a little weird, but we’re just gonna go with it… No longer will your package be confined to the straight lining of regular underwear, with these wolf undies you have the room of an entire wolf snout to let your business literally hang out and consume as much room in your briefs as needed! 
Just be aware, if your package isn’t up to snuff, it may end up looking like a pug or an ewok of some sort. 
If you want to feel like the leader of the pack, you can get these boxer briefs on Amazon. We’ve heard they love people who spend money on stupid stuff over there. The post You Can Actually Get 3D Wolf Underwear Because That’s Just Where We Are At Now first appeared on . | | | | | This Washable, Reusable Toilet Paper Can Be Used Over And Over | | by A B Aug 12, 2021 | | Whether you’re looking to reduce paper waste or just preparing for the next pandemic-related grocery store rush, no one is going to blame you for considering an alternative to traditional toilet paper. Or maybe just a little. Because the idea of washable and reusable toilet paper is gross! 
Consumers all over the world are looking for ways to improve upon the boring old paper that’s been used on butts for generations. Some people are going the way of the shit mittens, while others just are getting crafty with the poop knife. And then there are others, the bravest and most environmentally heroic folks on the planet: those that use reusable toilet paper. 
The reusable toilet paper is also shipped without any plastic packaging materials, so you can feel good knowing that you’re truly shopping sustainably. If you feel like this is something you need to experience on your butt, head over to Etsy and choose the design that you like the most! Every product on the Etsy shop’s page is soft, eco-friendly and sustainable, only using top-quality materials like 100% organic cotton, bamboo, and hemp. 
The reign of your grandparents’ old dry toilet paper is coming to an end. A new era is dawning. Your butt deserves more! The post This Washable, Reusable Toilet Paper Can Be Used Over And Over first appeared on . | | | | | |
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