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| The Portland Mercury - Comedy | | | | The Top 49 Events in Portland This Week: Jan 9-16, 2023 | | by EverOut Staff Jan 9, 2023 | | Portland's Folk Festival, Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy, and More Top Picks by EverOut Staff We're here to help you stick to your resolution to get out more and with event suggestions worth braving the winter weather, from Portland's Folk Festival to the Sixth Annual Wassail Cider Fest and from Portland Mercury presents The 2023 Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy to King: A Filmed Record. MONDAY COMEDY Everything and Nothing: Live!
Hosts Kris Cox and Charlie Hickmott will head to the stage with a trio of local laugh lovers for another edition of Everything and Nothing, which includes conversations with Portland's funniest folks, games with the audience, a "signature mental health check," and tunes as part of Portland Music Month.
(Kelly's Olympian, Downtown) | | | | | Banned from Tinder and Heartbroken | | by Anonymous Jan 9, 2023 | | by Anonymous You seemed so cool and equally goofy. Like most Portlanders, the conversation was about our cats and tattoos and equal number of cattoos. We joked about getting ink together on our first date while both doing our best to convince the other how serious we were about said proposition. It was going to be an amazing date or another complete bust and we'll never know which because I woke up this morning to the dreadful news. For god knows what reason I was banned. (I know, banned from Tinder? I must have been vulgar or disgusting.) I hope not. I don't think I was. Just another idiot in this city trying to fumble their way through dating. I wish I could at least get the message to you 'hey I didn't just unmatch you for no reason, but instead was unwillingly ripped apart like what happens to those lovers in that Baz Lurhman movie. No, not Romeo and Juliet, I was thinking Moulin Rouge.' Crying about this because I'm a pisces. | | | | | |
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